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cool points 

A system that describes how cool a person is. Whenever a person does something good or bad they gain or lose cool points

the cool points are out the window and I'm all twisted up in the game 

We are past the point where we need to impress one another because I have got the feeling for you
in the movie Bringing Down the House

the cool points are out the window and I'm all twisted up in the game 

cool points 

Is a system of points that reflect a person's popularity or social ranking. One is awarded cool points for doing something stupid or a completely mindblowing act (such as banging mark's mom or eating a baby) due to the fact that the person has either low self esteem or because his friends are complete doushe bags. Also High 5's and Negg's play quite a role in the cool ponts system. When one recieves a high 5, he is awarded usually 10 cool points. But when someone is disgraced with a Negg, they have 10 cool points subtracted. After one has banked up 100 cool points he is thought to be quite a cool fellow and his self esteem is quite high. But when someone has
-100 cool points they are diagnossed with AIDs and are thought of as sluts who give fat chicks sex.
Friend 1: Dude, i dare you to bang mark's sister
Friend 2: OKAY!
**Some time passes**
Friend 2: **Shows Friend 1 Mark's Sister's Pantys**
Friend 1: DUDE!!! U get like 1000 cool points for this
**The friends exchange congradulatory High 5's**
cool points by WWT SKATER September 6, 2008

cool points 

measuring stick used to rank a person on popularity, points can be gained or lost depending on what you do.
when you trip UP the stairs, you lose mega cool points!!
cool points by Will-I-Am April 2, 2005

jv cool points 

Doing something in soccer that impresses/angers the designated book keeper. This doesn't necessarily have to happen in the game, and you can gain or loose cool points at the whim of the book keeper. At the end of the season, whoever has the most cool points on the team is the coolest kid on the jv soccer team.
Sean, you just got 100 jv cool points for almost kicking the other jv goalie in the face. Your one cool dude.
jv cool points by s dubss March 3, 2009