showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.
by hannah:)1738 October 1, 2011
This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.
Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.
by thefajita September 7, 2015
This meme is used to make fun of peoples BS storys.
Dragons are not real therefore the cool story bro adds up with the dragon part.
Dragons are not real therefore the cool story bro adds up with the dragon part.
DougieWouggie - I lost my virginity to Megan Fox and then she sucked me off while I was asleep.
Stephon - Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.
This meme grew from the site "gamekiller.net".
Stephon - Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.
This meme grew from the site "gamekiller.net".
by Stephon_GK. April 25, 2011
Similar to the phrase cool story bro. cool story 9000 bro is said to add emphasis on how much you don't care.
by Coolstoriesfoundhere July 28, 2011
Person One: "(Tells extremely lengthy anecdote about his grandma knitting him a sweater)"
Person Two: Cool bro, story
Person Two: Cool bro, story
by Tammy McShammerson May 2, 2010
"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"
by ferrkk October 11, 2011
Friend: Yea so yesterday i went on this really awesome travel and it was so cool
Bored Person : Cool story Bro
Bored Person : Cool story Bro
by SmartCockAsian May 17, 2019