showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.
emily: my boyfriend broke up with me:(

hannah: cool story bro, now make me a sandwich
by hannah:)1738 October 1, 2011
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This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.
Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.
by thefajita September 7, 2015
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