by lockenload23 March 12, 2017
The best way of having that 'w*nked off by someone else' feeling.
Go to a mortuary and place your erect member into the hand of a recently deceased person. Wait for rigor-mortis to set in. Once your member is firmly in place, remove the arm of the deceased and proceed to masturbate with this furiously.
Go to a mortuary and place your erect member into the hand of a recently deceased person. Wait for rigor-mortis to set in. Once your member is firmly in place, remove the arm of the deceased and proceed to masturbate with this furiously.
by Fatboy33 May 5, 2006
Is when one freezes a souvenir cigar tube 3/4 full of water and surprises his mate while in doggie-style by inconspicuously inserting into said mates anus. The Cool Hand Luke also lends itself to the possibility of further anal exploration/pleasure as the anus has been numbed. The reverse Cool Hand Luke is occurs when said cigar tube is removed from the anus and slid into the the vagina or vice versa.
by Pratipax & Battman January 30, 2009
Relatively nice body with the exception of a pot belly that looks out of place on a fit body. Using reference of movie cool hand luke when main character played by paul newman eats 50 hard boiled eggs and has a swollen stomach.
That girl looks hot from the back but then she turned around she had a "cool hand luke gut" thing going on with her abs.
by in need of a slumpbustah October 15, 2009
Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?
I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.
I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.
by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016