1 definition by Fatboy33

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The best way of having that 'w*nked off by someone else' feeling.

Go to a mortuary and place your erect member into the hand of a recently deceased person. Wait for rigor-mortis to set in. Once your member is firmly in place, remove the arm of the deceased and proceed to masturbate with this furiously.
Thanks for the cool hand luke Grandma!
by Fatboy33 May 05, 2006

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