cocktopus 

A cool cockproud guy who gets so much sex his mates joke that he must have 8 cocks to manage it all.

Derivation: A contraction of cock and octopus.

Timmy is such a cocktopus he gets laid almost anywhere he goes. He even got some bitchmeat during a dental appointment - he fucked the hygienist!

cocktopus by silkpouch September 22, 2007

cocktopussy 

A noun meaning sexual intercourse, literally 'cock to pussy'.

Derivation: A pun on the title of the James Bond film / book 'Octopussy' in which the lead character, Mr Bond (double agent 007), gets plenty of 'cock to pussy'.

Hey babe, we've had a great night out, now how about a little cocktopussy (wink, wink!).

cocktopussy by silkpouch September 22, 2007

Cocktopede 

An insect like creature like a centepede apart from having 100 legs the cocktopede has 100 cocks for legs. He is a famous singer on youtube check him out.

Oh my god check out the fucking cocktopede he has 100 cocks and they are huge I have only got one and its tiny what a lucky CUNT.

Cocktopede by DEANOOOOO December 30, 2008

Cooltop 

A word used to make real clear you burned you're buds with a really good call or comeback

Damn dude, you just got cooltopped

Cooltop by Dr Dre-most November 10, 2010

coontopia 

See "niggertopia"

After they elected a Black President every nigger in America thought they were in Coontopia.

coontopia by monkeymang September 5, 2009

cocktopus 

A cocktopus is a creature that is so much of a dicks and/or douchebag that it has the power of eight dicks and/or douchebags.

Alternate meaning: A creature that eats the grey matter of dicks and/or douchebags and swims in the empty cavity left. If left unattended to more dickness and/or douchebaggedness may occur.

That jerk that cut me off on the road was a giant cocktopus.

My ex had a giant cocktopus eating his brain so I left his ass.

cocktopus by HerpesOnToast May 13, 2010

cocktop 

The origin of this word is derived from "laptop". An unassuming word that gained popularity through numerous web based porn sites, FB chat and other mindless sites that promote hard don behind a keyboard and a deviant imagination. Can cause complete annihilation of a laptop due to unexpected meatpole bursts that can thrust the users’ laptop inexplicably across the room.

“was online last night and that cumdumpster caused spontaneous "cocktop", blew Grannys’ piehole up like a queer in boystown”

cocktop by proguide December 1, 2009