cooking the hooker 

( a combo of cooking the books and hooker) : taking advantage of the most vulnerable people in our society

When it comes to dealing with the 3 plagues of social work, we are not only cooking the hooker; we are also defunding the police.

cooking the hooker by Uncle Dimma July 10, 2021

Howi Cooking 

The act of Cooking Howi

We should do some Howi Cooking if he steals our copies

Howi Cooking by Vortex_shark May 20, 2020

Home Cooking 

N. Homer-like or homerism. In sports, favoring one team because of proximity or personal preference.

The ref spotted the ball short, that fucking cheater! What home cooking!

Home Cooking by Panthers Fan March 3, 2009

home cooking 

As a desperation move, the act of hooking up with a member of one's own group of friends because of inability to close with any new girl or guy.

Adam went for some of Caroline's home cooking after striking out at the bar last night.

home cooking by home cooker February 6, 2012

Home Cooking 

The act of spending 3 hours to turn $25 worth of ingredients into a $10 meal.

Tim: What did you have for lunch?
Joe: I made a homemade burger and it sucked! I spent all morning and the ingredients cost more than just buying one.
Tim: Yeah, home cooking sucks.

Home Cooking by Four Loko Frat Guy December 30, 2022

Cooking the hamburger over the hotdog 

When a woman is finished getting gangbanged and her vagina is destroyed, finally sits on her cucks weiner.

My girlfriend really enjoyed cooking the hamburger over the hotdog at the neighborhood BBQ but I left feeling kinda of emasculated

Cooking the hamburger over the hotdog by LordBuckNaked August 15, 2024

Homemade cooking 

When someone squats on your mouth and feeds their 'homemade cooking' to you.

Adam: Chloe came over to my place and served me her homemade cooking
John: wow it should have been me!

Homemade cooking by Adam119 February 17, 2025