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When a girl has her period on a guys chest and leaves it to harden over night. The girl then takes cookie cutters and makes red, crusty cookies that she feeds to the guy.
Guy 1: Dude, what did you and that hooker do last night?
Guy 2: Ugh man it was amazing! We made cookies and shit!
Guy 1: DUDE! SHE DID THAT TO YOU! WAIT! YOU ATE ONE!
Guy 2: Damn straight! I felt like the fuckin' Keebler Elf.
by Nick Husted August 30, 2007
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what grandma has soft ones of.
I'm eating grandma's soft cookies and they're gorgeous!
by Aron D March 23, 2007
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A big black dude in his twenties that wants to beat you up because you stole his beer. (also he wants to be a pro wrestler and looks like Mr T.
OH shit cookies is gunna kill us
by rkwacky October 29, 2009
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"when u take someone shyt and dip it out a there. if they ask fo they shyt back u molly wop they ass"

You quickly take something from someone hand and say "Cookies!" Then you dip out of the area and persue running. If the person asks for their possesions, continiously beat their asses (see shank .
Nart S cookied all of Jantes neck hair.
Nart S hit the cookies on Jantes dad.
Nart doesn't like Jante, so he did something with cookies to Jante's Family.
by Blan J -Sp^6 December 11, 2004
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Sex with the Cullen boys.
Oh, I am so lusting for Edward cookies!
by PeteStump September 15, 2006
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meaning hella easy,no problem, of understandable, acceptance, its all good
JPIV: wanna get some captain tonight whos down?
Steve:yee

Bud:yeee dude, thats shit and your hella gonna baby the bottle all night (@JPIV) rofl
JPIV:nah steve you werent invited lol
Steve:fucker ill buy
JPIV:COOKIES
by aintnotrick August 08, 2012
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"The Village People still perform? That's cookies."
by Komfort May 17, 2003
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