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Cookie Crisp Caviar

The plethora of little processed micro-chocolate chips from the last of a box of cookie crisp, that accumulate at the bottom of the bowl. upon finishing cereal, one may drink the milk, and with the final gulp, may indulge in a mouthful of General Mill's finest softened cocoa caviar delight. The milk-penetrated chip-u-oles melt in your mouth. If one cared to open ones eyes during the consumption of such a delicacy, one would notice that their treat resembled caviar.
I giggle at how regal we are with all our Dom Perignon and cognac soaked lobster tail, yet I do so envy Parker over there; he's currently partaking in some Cookie Crisp Caviar. Dick.
Cookie Crisp Caviar by DizzyBoyDizzy September 11, 2010

Cookie Crisp 

A type of wedgie where you shove a cookie down the back of someone's underwear and when you pull them up the cookie breaks in half and all the crumbs go down the victim's asshole.
We gave Adam a cookie crisp.
Cookie Crisp by terrets guy December 9, 2009

Cookie Crisp 

The equivalent of trix with a wolf instead of the rabbit. Appears in kids magazines once a month at least
If I could just get my hands on that Coo-ooo-kie Crisp!
Cookie Crisp by TinTower May 6, 2004

cookie crisp face 

when a mixed race person has spots or achne/ greasy bad skin.
yo my man jermaine, he cute but he's struggling with that cookie crisp face!
cookie crisp face by Declan Kenny August 17, 2010

Cookie Crisp 

The act of sitting on your partner's face and farting into his/her mouth. Moments later, you and your partner kiss with open mouths.
We went to the Chicken Ranch, for my buddy's bachelor party. I asked the hooker if I could get a plumpkin for $50. She said "No, but you can get a Cookie Crisp." "Deal!" I proclaimed.
Cookie Crisp by Mike-a-loeb December 19, 2004

cookie crisp 

cookie crisp is when your in a moment of total boredom with the opposite sex, you then partake in the cookie crisp dance. the male puts his legs between the legs of the female and sways. the idea is that the man looks like a total bad man with his wife. the lyrics of the song are as goes.
" cookie crisp all up in here, cookie crisp all up in here, cookie crisp all up in here, my cookie crisp all up in here. a my cookie my cookie my cookie crisp all up in here" and so on...
This dance is best performed infront of a mirror.
on a rainy/thundery, cold day. when there's nothing better to do then say 'hey lets do the cookie crisp dance'
cookie crisp by EssDec August 12, 2010