The plethora of little processed micro-chocolate chips from the last of a box of cookie crisp, that accumulate at the bottom of the bowl. upon finishing cereal, one may drink the milk, and with the final gulp, may indulge in a mouthful of General Mill's finest softened cocoa caviar delight. The milk-penetrated chip-u-oles melt in your mouth. If one cared to open ones eyes during the consumption of such a delicacy, one would notice that their treat resembled caviar.
I giggle at how regal we are with all our Dom Perignon and cognac soaked lobster tail, yet I do so envyParker over there; he's currently partaking in some Cookie Crisp Caviar. Dick.
A type of wedgie where you shove a cookie down the back of someone's underwear and when you pull them up the cookie breaks in half and all the crumbs go down the victim's asshole.
The act of sitting on your partner's face and farting into his/her mouth. Moments later, you and your partnerkiss with open mouths.
We went to the Chicken Ranch, for my buddy's bachelor party. I asked the hooker if I could get a plumpkin for $50. She said "No, but you can get a Cookie Crisp." "Deal!" I proclaimed.
cookie crisp is when your in a moment of total boredom with the opposite sex, you then partake in the cookie crisp dance. the male puts his legs between the legs of the female and sways. the idea is that the man looks like a total bad man with his wife. the lyrics of the song are as goes.
" cookie crisp all up in here, cookie crisp all up in here, cookie crisp all up in here, my cookie crisp all up in here. a my cookie my cookie my cookie crisp all up in here" and so on...
This dance is best performed infront of a mirror.
on a rainy/thundery, coldday. when there's nothing better to do then say 'hey lets do the cookie crisp dance'