A person who is NOT tech-savvy who has a tendency to use short sentences and omit words due to laziness and/or inability to text properly.
A normal text message would be, "I will see you at the mall at 6pm"
A Cookie Monster Texter would be, "Mall. Me. You. 6"
A Cookie Monster Texter would be, "Mall. Me. You. 6"
by JollyLittleB.B. July 29, 2010
by TheAssEater69420 March 19, 2019
the random guy that always brings cookies to school... and makes u envy the fact he didnt offer u any
by juvi d May 23, 2006
Person 1: Jeebus! Timmy got his food all over the floor!
Person 2: That's cuz he was eating Cookie Monster Style.
Person 2: That's cuz he was eating Cookie Monster Style.
by Bobo Jo the Disco Bro April 24, 2009
A Cookie Monster Shirt is a shirt found in nearly every shop around the globe. It is worn by early teenagers who think that they are 'retro' but have never even watched an episode of fucking Sesame Street. They are usually found begging for cash outside HMV so they can buy a shirt printed with Elmo's face. They are people of whom I think very little. If you own a Cookie Monster shirt I take pity on you.
Guy in cinema: So then I was watching retro Hulk! Oh yeah, it's so funny when he's fighting a bear they throw a teddy at him! And then I got a Cookie Monster Shirt. Also I just bought a gold jewel encrusted HDMI cable for my TV!!!
by IHateModernWarfare2 August 20, 2010
A term commonly used by actors to describe a theatrical production that they are in when they are aware that ultimately the audience will hate the show or that the show will simply suck.
Dude I'm in a total fucking cookie monster show! This sucks. The Director is crazy, half the cast can't act, the set looks like it was built by a bunch of fifth graders. No one is going to come see this piece of shit.
by The Dark Lord of Bass December 3, 2007
by ant-tony July 31, 2009