No problem in owning you with easy with his tactics.. also known as "Conway tacs", more specificly, What to do when you encounter sandbags
"Your sandbags didnt know how to stop my mans from going other ways"
"Trucks with mans kills sandbags"
"i did it my way, the conway"
A Conway gets its name from the literal parts;
1) Con - A negative aspect - As in the case of faeces, with it being extremely hard, wide, and maybe even nutty. Terrible hazardous to the rectum.
2) Way - The Passage - This refers to the rectum and the anal mouth.
Therefore, by conglomerizing these two definitions together, we get CONWAY, which is when a big ol' hard crusty shite is passed through the anal canal, where the turd rips the lining of the anus.
The International Anus Awareness Group (the IAAG) says that this happens to 1 in 13 Guadaluapians, and unfortunately it is increasing rapidly among 20 to 30 year olds.
Docters say that it is the third highest killer of people when on the toilet, after heart-attacks and premature ejaculation accidents, which claims 1 in 6.
Guy 2 - "Conway? what the hells that? why cant you sit down? dirty clothes, whats this about, ......, your not gay are you homes?"
Guy 1 - "No, no man, I ate a lot of really nutty foods, i mean REAL nutty foods, and, well ..... last night I was on the can dreaming of being the next Kevin Costner, and when I shit, the pain was terrifying, and when I looked down, there was blood everywhere, on the bowl, on the door, on the ceiling, and down my legs! I was making the flag of japan all night with the tissue paper"
Guy 2 - "What the ....... bleghhhh (Vomiting up his TV dinner from last night), ...... (Gasp) ....... but how.......... Bllleeeggghhhhhh---- ah---- bleggh (continues to vomit).......... (gasp) ...... on the ceiling?...... *DUFGH* (collapses in his own vomit)"