Convoy-cock. Military term describing the hard-on you often get when you're in the back of an army lorry (or bus) rumbling down roads on your way to some military activity.
by Steve CHUTER November 22, 2006
When you're on a long road trip and your little man decides to stand to attention. Making your trousers a bit tighter.
Dude! I was driving down the motorway and saw one of them trucks where on the mud flaps it has a naked lady! I got Convoy Cock bad so I had to smash one out!
Made a right mess on the steering wheel!
Made a right mess on the steering wheel!
by LordSabertooth May 31, 2021