Convosite

A conversational parasite. One who often begins a conversation but makes no effort to carry it. They rely on you to converse while the only contribution they make are filler questions like, "What's new?". An annoying characteristic of a convosite is its apparent disinterest in the conversation that it initiated in the first place. They don't seem to have anything interesting to say.

In an instant messenger chat:

Convosite: "Hey"
You: "Hi there."
Convosite: "What's up?"
You: "I'm just getting dressed, about to head out for a party."
Convosite: "K"

(...time passes)
Convosite: "What's new?"
You: "Nothing since the last time you asked which was 5 minutes ago..."
Convosite: "K"
(...time passes)
Convosite: "So what can you tell me?"
You: "Dude, stop asking convositic questions. Say something interesting or shutup!"

Convosite by Kady_Neverwhere May 18, 2009

Convostasis 

The state a conversation, when both parties involved have exhausted all possible conversation topics, but continue to participate in the discussion because of the enjoyment they get from hanging out with the other person. The 'convo' has effectively achieved a status of balance and equlibrium, or in Latin, -stasis. It is usually, although not limited, between two people, and occurs most often in a facebook chat, or cell phone conversation.

" Annie and I were talking all night, and then we just ran out of things to say. We were in convostasis for a good hour."

Convostasis by natidawg October 6, 2009

Convorstion

A conversation that has nothing to do with the current topic. Note- Only to be used when discussing Inceptional things.

Derpy 1: UNLESS, you a zombie!
Derpy 2: That's a completely different convorstion!

Convorstion by Mason Wiggington. February 20, 2011

Convisted 

When a person of the same gender absolutely fucks the cum out of you on easter. They would fuck you for some easter eggs. Then use your nut to spawn the easter bunny. After the that the person that was fuck will start to beat off on the bunnies face. Then you have to make him choke on it

Man 1: Hey bro i can’t wait to get convisted on easter.
Man 2: Same i can’t wait to see all that cum on the easter bunny!!

Convisted by Booty Eatin Bandit October 14, 2020

Convotext 

text messaging a person so much it could've been an entire conversation.

Girl #1 - So this guy just sends me about 30 texts a day, can't he just pick up the phone?

Girl #2 - Oooh, he sends convotexts.

Girl #1 - Convotexts?

Girl #2 - Yeah, he'd rather type out what he wants to say because he doesn't want to talk to you.

Convotext by halfBR33D June 17, 2011

Convastioning

being able to talk about the same topic on different social media platforms. takes alot of practice but is utter skill when you do it right

Convastioning:

"I was just talking to you about that on snapcht!"

Convastioning by lemonclouds April 8, 2019

Convorting 

To shake and or tremble violently in a spastic manner.

The boy was so terrified he began convorting in the corner of his room.

Convorting by Pat Dyer September 7, 2005