convolock

When a person of an annoying nature strikes up a conversation with you and you are not keen, and no matter how hard you try you are stuck or locked in this conversation. The duration of this conversation must be more than an hour and you must not enjoy a second of it for it to be seen as convolocking.

Fred: doreen that office assistant was telling me about her grandkids and how they never visit for 2 hours at the office party and all I wanted to do was get drunk! FML!
Paul: dude you got convolocked

convolock by boomyoulikethat November 15, 2011

convolk 

Really good russian emo rapper on soundcloud with 500k followers.

Friend 1: What's your favorite song from Convolk?
Friend 2: All of them nigga

convolk by Hemsey April 18, 2019

Convojack 

Verb - The action of a person or persons that jump into the middle of a conversation and start talking over everyone putting in thier two cents whether it was asked for ot not.

"So i was talking to Steve the other day about his wife being pregnant right, and in jumps Marcy and John and they totally convojack me because they have had a kid recently. Those two seem to convojack me at every chance they get"

Convojack by METAL BLOOD July 9, 2009

Cotolock 

Someone who think there done

Cotolock

Cotolock by Yhyyhhhhh bff ghhhh April 13, 2020

conkblock 

the act of blocking a shot by the goaltender Ty Conklin of the Pittsburgh Penguins or basically....just making saves.

1: did you just see that save?
2: yeah....st. louis just got conkblocked!

conkblock by Racheley January 21, 2008

conblock 

When you interrupt someone mid-conversation on the most annoying and obstrusive of levels.

Man, I just got conblocked...

conblock by DEFINITION CYBORG December 11, 2011

coolock

Coolock meaning drugs, people who seek the drug usually live here, names that begin with the letter K normally

Gis some coolock love

coolock by Coolock June 7, 2016