convasculate 

The act of seeing the past and the future in one dimension.

As the castaway consumed less and less each day, he began to hallucinate and convasculate.

convasculate by borndeadburiedalive March 24, 2012

Conjaculate 

To speculate or theorize about an orgasm. The word is formed from the words conjecture and ejaculate.

I conjaculated after drunk sex.
As a teenager I conjaculated a lot.

Conjaculate by DizzyDarius July 20, 2012

Conjaculate 

To congratulate someone by giving him an orgasm. (Congratulate + ejaculate)

She'll conjaculate me after I tell her I got the promotion.

Hey, I won the contest! Conjaculate me!

Conjaculate by ImJoeAsFuck February 2, 2023