SEIZE AND CONSUME

(to) SEIZE AND CONSUME - verb

The act of, violently, taking a food item from someone and, violently, eating it.

This is most commonly practised if the person is seen with a food item that can be considered delicious

If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child, would you SEIZE AND CONSUME it?!

You must SEIZE AND CONSUME the delicious cake

HE HAS DELICIOUS COOKIES! SEIZE AND CONSUME THEM

SEIZE AND CONSUME by rzhhhh November 11, 2011

Consumer-zombie 

A person who buys everything without thinking about it, or because she/he simply needs to buy something to be happy.

A company's best friend

Consumerzombie: "I am a big fan of DLC for games, these are awesome! I bought every single DLC to date, because these make games great"

Smart Person: "Damn you are a consumer-zombie, buying this cheap crap without thinking. DLCs are just the new way to milk money from dumb people like you.."

Consumer-zombie by Schwarnold January 20, 2010

Conure 

A conure is a small parrot that has a big personality these birds love bonding with there owners and can even be taught how to talk these birds are very playful and will even dance to music if you turn some on there lifespan is about 15-20 years and is a good bird for a beginner

Guy 1: wow joe has a really cool pet
Guy 2: yeah it's called a conure

Conure by Savagecabbage29 May 19, 2017

national consumer center 

The MOST annoying scam on Urban Dictionary all the time! They pretend to give you a 1000 dollar Wal-Mart card and every third time you open a gift it has one. There are a bunch of fake comments like “one for sale one for me yeah” and “now i can buy Xbox” too easy to figure out. NEVER accept the card unless it’s a fake account.

National consumer center sucks balls.

national consumer center by I’m going to play guitardrums January 30, 2019

Zoom and Consume 

When one drinks copious amounts of alcohol whilst on a Zoom call with coworkers.

Man, COVID-19 sucks, I hate working from home! Do you want to do a Zoom and Consume with the fun coworkers later?

Zoom and Consume by UGOBEGOBU March 17, 2020

consumer surplus 

an economic term for the benefit you get (or retain) when you obtain something for less than you think it is really worth.

I got a new Gizmondo for 100 pounds and I would have paid up to 200 so I had a lot of consumer surplus.
That company has a monopoly so they jack up the prices to erode my consumer surplus.

consumer surplus by adam_before_eve July 30, 2006

Conure 

A gorgeous bird that has no idea of the definition of personal space. What's yours is theirs, whether it be food or drink. Prone to attack people invading the space of their humans that the conure itself is already invading. And prone to little angry or joyous outbursts; walks like a dinosaur or like it has a gold stick up its butt.

After attacking the person invading the soace of its human the Conures proceeds to walk away like a dinosaur.

Conure by Barebuck June 6, 2017