contrasexive 

any sexual turn-off, especially a strong one which makes contraception irrelevant

Man texting: Can I come round tonight and, maybe, stay the night? I know you’re mid-month but we can be careful.

Woman replying: Yes, do come - it would be lovely to see you. But - sorry to disappoint you - I’m having my period.

Man: Argh, God! That’s so contrasexive. But I’ll come round anyway.

contrasexive by Hammerklavier December 4, 2014

contraseptive sponge 

A sponge injected up the vagina.
Sperm absorber and killer.
Form of birth control.
No the best one.
Has to stay in for awhile.

"Brittney used the contraseptive sponge last night when she was all over that guy."

contraseptive sponge by brittneyisaeffingslut. November 28, 2007

contraseptive 

A condom dat you should always have handy in cases where "Up your a**!" is irritably uttered.

Besides a "rubber" to protect you from anal contamination, a "contraseptive" could also refer to a good set of latex earplugs to shield your tender auditory-canals from all of da toxic bu**s**t dat might otherwise get in there from one or more brainless blabbers in your vicinity.

contraseptive by QuacksO July 18, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004