Acronym for Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings.
Used to describe young(ish) people who should have moved out of the parental home but have refused to give up the easy lifestyle and perks that this entails. As a result this costs the parents in money and time.
Dude, you're 27, do you still live with your Mom?
Yeah, so does my bro. We got it sweet, we're kippers!
The name instantly given to someone who has wronged you.
This could be an ex-partner, someone who is now overdue money that was lent or left you in a crap situation.
1. How is your mate mike doing, did he give you that money back for the ticket?
That twatface? Nah, I haven't heard from him in weeks.
2. So are you and Anna still getting along?
Twatface dumped me for some
Someone who is a sexual deviant or well versed in many sexual techniques. they are a
in the bedroom.
"dude, she was a dirty fuck, you can't imagine the things we got up to last night"
When already in a text convo, you send a further text also requiring an answer. Both texters continue this rally until they forget what the first point actually was.
Ali "dude, leslie has text me saying 'the pub on the corner' but I dont know if I am meant to meet her or when"
Vida "dude, you just tripped up at double dutch texting"
the face reserved for coitus when you know you are gonna
real soon and have given up on waiting for your partner to climax.
"I knew I couldn't wait any longer so I put on my evil sex grin and came first. It was awesome"
"Check out that hot blonde!"
"She ain't really blonde, she is a natural ginger. Dude she has a flange a l'orange!"
Jenny: "Mike, you said you would't tell anyone about that
Mike: "Um...yeah, just put that in the contradiction pile."
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