tune contamination 

when someone who has a tune infection regrettably shares it with you, thus infecting you as well.

Alvin: "wow, I've got that horrible Carley Simon song stuck in my head...you know the one that goes; 'you're so vein, i bet you think this song is about you', it's driving me crazy..."

Theresa: "wow...thanks a lot for the tune contamination!"

tune contamination by sandspit April 11, 2010

nostril contamination 

When one picks his/her nose and subsequently picks the remaining nostril with the same finger, therfore taking snot from one nostril and inserting it into the other.

Dude, you totally just had a case of nostril contamination!

nostril contamination by Gareth Mc Givern August 27, 2007

Conominator

Common Denominator ("Co" from "common" and "nominator" from "denominator")

"Dammit, I got question 19.a wrong, but I don't get what I did!"

"Oh, look, you just got the conominator wrong."

Conominator by Immortal-Until-Death August 1, 2009

Contaminated Goat 

A term used in response to someone who is annoying the heck out of you and you dont really know what else to call them without making them cry. Although if they do cry, you'd be ok with that outcome, viewing it as an added bonus. Not recommended for use in school, business meetings , chruch sermons, weddings or Bar Mitzvahs. May be appropriate for use between colleagues at work in limited situations, such as when your coworker keeps annoying you via instant messaging.

Jon: "Hey Barry, I really like your proposal but its a little rough around the edges... still needs some work."
Barry: "Oh yeah? Jon, you are such a contaminated goat!

Contaminated Goat by Big Daddy BK February 23, 2014

contaminate 

To forcefully play music or sing or otherwise make some consistent sound within earshot of a person or group who consider said sounds annoying and unwanted.

Dude, let's get out here. Someone contaminated this place with country.

contaminate by edstar77 April 9, 2014

Contaminati 

1. A class of people that are declining in social stature, health, or mental ability after becoming tainted by exposure to or the adoption of a unclean, poisonous, or polluting ideology.

2. Any group who on the surface appears to rally people under a common cause, while maintaining a secret aim of destroying or otherwise sabotaging them.

Sick of seeing the contaminati at my job promoting the separation of American blacks and Africans.

Contaminati by Youth October 4, 2021

ConTammienator 

Any female of the genus "Tammie", who works in an office otherwise consisting exclusively of males (male species in the office may vary): the ConTammienator exhibits periodic infatuations and frequent bouts of "nothing's wrong. really.". ConTammienator is fun to have around.

ConTammienator by luke, I mean, nobody July 18, 2003