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consumable head gear 

A rule made in the game of quaters, carried out by placing an empty beer box on your head when its your turn to drink.
Put the fucking consumable head gear befor you drink pussy.
consumable head gear by Tim25 August 24, 2005

Consumable Resources 

The department that manages human capitol. Similar to a human Resource department except that the Consumable Resource department is one in a corporation where people are used, abused, bullied by managers with senior management approval. The department that manages human capitol in a company that works people extra long hours with low wages.
I just had my performance review by Consumable Resources and they cut my pay and raised my hours again.

constable candy 

Constable Candy is the ultimate definition of what it means to be a man. Every man wants to be like him and every woman wants to be with him. Constable Candy is sweet on the eye and according to Zac, sweet on the lips. His charm is not lost on the males either, apparently Constable Candy has the best of both worlds.... Asian good looks but with the aussie long schlong. When Constable Candy wears a tight black shirt, it makes everyones day!
Melanie - "Hey Aimee, did you see Constable Candy in his tight black top?"
Aimee - "Ooohhh Yeah!! He is so frikken hot!"

Constable Candy - "I can't wait to have a slurpee after this job!"
Zac - "I will give you a slurpee after this job, Constable Candy!"

Unnamed female - "Constable Candy just gave me a moisty"
Unnamed male - "I would turn gay for Constable Candy"
constable candy by Evidentary November 28, 2013

special constable 

(UK) A Special Constable is a voluntary Police Officer who is attested in front of a Magistrate and so has full police powers. Special Constables give up their own free time in order to help the policing effort in their local area and "Specials" are much valued members of almost every Police Force in the United Kingdom.
Special Constables are fully empowered Police Officers.
special constable by Kev Lockhart November 29, 2004

special constable 

A Special Constable is a volunteer member of the public who when on duty wears a police uniform and has full police powers of arrest, etc. In 2003 there were approximately 11,000 "Specials" serving with police forces in England and Wales.
Three police officers were deployed to the incident; two regular officers and one Special Constable.

conjumbled

the diverse mixture of the definition confused and jumbled; deeply befuddled/bewildered.
the math problem was so hard it left my brian conjumbled.
conjumbled by jose r.g. tacos January 6, 2009