Top Definition
Constitooted; con-sti-toot-ed ; Similar to constipated, however one lacks the ability to release gas rather than fecal matter.
After I ate that burrito earlier, I got so gassy that I was constitooted. Because of it, I got a stomach ache.
by jadaflower234 May 18, 2011

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