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1.
contemplating a bowel movement
You know that famous statue,The Thinker? It looks like he's sitting on a toilet constiplating.
by wolfbait51 January 31, 2011
 
2.
Thinking or designing while your head is up your ass.
The engineer was constiplating on how to build a water plant.
by WEWA August 24, 2007