To become resigned to the fact that you won't be able to defecate until your colon decides it's ready to.
Patient: "I took the laxatives you gave me but I still haven't been able to go to the toilet."
Doctor: "Well, your bowel will evacuate when it's ready. You'll just have to learn constipatience."
by Matti! Matti! Matti! May 15, 2013
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When you have to take a shit but someone shows up or something distracts you so you have to wait until they are gone or until the distraction is over.
Peter: "I gotta take a crap, maybe i can do it before the guests get here."

Doorbell rings.

Peter: "Nope, looks like I'm gonna have some constipatience and pile dinner on top of that."
by big_boy_BoNFiRe March 12, 2010
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