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8.
This term refers to the phrase "this shits", which means something bad. Obviously, the opposite of shitting would be constipation, thus, if something is good, it is constipated.
This song is really constipated.
by John Jacob Jingleheimer Shmidt October 10, 2007
 
9.
something is real hard cant do because somyhing is in the way
mike cant skateboard because its constipated
(twigs an rocks are in the way)
by little drummer boy March 05, 2005
 
10.
Being really, really, really stupid or looking very silly.
Gawd, she's so constipated. Just look at the way she dresses and how she thinks that taxes are a medicine.
by Ren February 04, 2005