constimated

being constipated and mating at the same time- ouch,

friend 1: oh, what did you do last night?
friend 2: i constimated all night.

by yeeyeeyeeyeeyee June 24, 2008

Constimate

To legitimize a marriage by have anal sex for the first time.

"Hey did you and Mary constimate the marriage yet?" "Yeah man she couldn't poop for hours after."

by SemiNation October 18, 2014

constimate

to get with, date
(constant + mate = constimate)

Girl One: Nicole, you and him should really constimate! You are so cute together!

by xnicole123 September 21, 2011