conspute 

The opposite of dispute while drinking
To agree with; drunkenly.
To agree with the truth or validity of; non doubt: Her friends consputed her intentions.
To strive to win (a prize, for example); contest for: The other team consputed the our claim to the championship.

I totally conspute with you.

conspute by magicmike August 18, 2003

conspute 

1. A term used to express agreement when the user is in an innebriated state.
2. The opposite of dispute.

"I must conspute that 75 whiskeys is a little bit excessive."

conspute by Kobe raped that bitch! August 18, 2003

conputer 

something a complete moron says instead of computer, usually somebody who hasn't hit puberty yet.

It is a term that can refer to someones conputer skills or a measure of computer equipment / internet connection / technological prowness.

conputer by Stan's Mother June 18, 2010

conmputer

What you call yout desktop or laptop when it is seriously fucking up.Usually used by someone in a furious state.The furious state of mind causes the computer user to verbally mispronounce and mistakingly type the word "computer" incorrectly.Typing in this condition will often cause the user to insert an extra "n" in "computer" due to it's proximity on the keyboard.Also used as a derogatory term for the computer.

"Yesterday my computer crashed,but now it's working again.But pages are loading so SLOW! AAaarrggghh!
What is wrong with this freaking conmputer??!!!"

"Instead of grabbing some drinks with my BFFs after class,I stayed in and wasted several hours of my life on the conmputer!"

conmputer by Mr. Barryworth September 14, 2009

conspution 

1) when something is well placed in a group of things or on its own
2) when someone looks nice and well put together

" these umbrellas are conspution"
"hey you have some conspution going on today!! :)"

Person 1: "hey you look nice today."
Person2: "thanks you too, you got some conspution."

conspution by Jenna and steph! :) June 3, 2010

Consputable 

a fucking magnet

Alexa.........order me a consputable flow

Consputable by BrushyFurball65 March 22, 2019

conputer 

chatgpt mistyped

Are you OK?
Conputer.

conputer by GordFT January 25, 2025