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conspute
1. A term used to express agreement when the user is in an innebriated state.
2. The opposite of dispute.
2. The opposite of dispute.
conspute by Kobe raped that bitch! August 18, 2003
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conputer
It is a term that can refer to someones conputer skills or a measure of computer equipment / internet connection / technological prowness.
conputer by Stan's Mother June 18, 2010
conmputer
What you call yout desktop or laptop when it is seriously fucking up.Usually used by someone in a furious state.The furious state of mind causes the computer user to verbally mispronounce and mistakingly type the word "computer" incorrectly.Typing in this condition will often cause the user to insert an extra "n" in "computer" due to it's proximity on the keyboard.Also used as a derogatory term for the computer.
"Yesterday my computer crashed,but now it's working again.But pages are loading so SLOW! AAaarrggghh!
What is wrong with this freaking conmputer??!!!"
"Instead of grabbing some drinks with my BFFs after class,I stayed in and wasted several hours of my life on the conmputer!"
What is wrong with this freaking conmputer??!!!"
"Instead of grabbing some drinks with my BFFs after class,I stayed in and wasted several hours of my life on the conmputer!"
conmputer by Mr. Barryworth September 14, 2009
conspution
1) when something is well placed in a group of things or on its own
2) when someone looks nice and well put together
2) when someone looks nice and well put together
" these umbrellas are conspution"
"hey you have some conspution going on today!! :)"
Person 1: "hey you look nice today."
Person2: "thanks you too, you got some conspution."
"hey you have some conspution going on today!! :)"
Person 1: "hey you look nice today."
Person2: "thanks you too, you got some conspution."
conspution by Jenna and steph! :) June 3, 2010
Consputable
Consputable by BrushyFurball65 March 22, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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