Schrödinger’s Conservative 

A conservative that is in support of and encourages state/political/hateful violence but, after such violence occurs, claims that it was done by BLM, Antifa, and the overall left.

Conservative: “The storming of the Capitol is the voice of the unheard! Civil war, now!”

*literally the next day*

Conservative: “Antifa posed as Trump supporters and staged the attack!”
Person: “Christ, man, you’re Schrödinger’s Conservative or some shit.”

Schrödinger’s Conservative by Necrodancy January 9, 2021

conservation of R's 

supposedly, the reason bostonians and new englanders say 'drawring' and other words like that

if you take the r out of 'car', etc, it's gotta go back somewhere

bostonian: "my kid was drawring a cah in school today."
explanation: conservation of r's

conservation of R's by Allison Wonderland bu December 29, 2005

Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness 

Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.

The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.

The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.

Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!

Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness by Benfea October 16, 2006

Chris's army of conservatives

it is a group of prospers that cyber bully and attack people displaying beliefs online and in real life

Bro Chris's army of conservatives just protested in frisco Texas Against woman's rights

Chris's army of conservatives by Andy Erire August 31, 2017

U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources. 

U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources.

South Carolina District Employee as Jasper, Soil and Water Conservation. SC Dept of Natural Resources. Director of the Maintenance/Groundkeeper.

In the state of South Carolina. Cadet First Lieutenant, 4YRS, USMC. In state of the South Carolina — Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful

City of Ridgeland, County of Jasper, State of South Carolina and City of Hardeeville, Town of Robertville, South Carolina, USA.

U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources. of the civilian military, South Carolina Dept of Natural Resources. For South Carolina Game Wardens for the Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet.

U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources. by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, March 4, 2024

conservative anarchist 

One who has literal conservative values and objectives, but is intelligent enough to self govern through anarchism.

Note: This person is not concerned with the standard Ideals of the American "conservative" party. Eg: Anti-abortion, Christian/religious, anti-gay, pro-gun.

Although they can incorporate these ideals into their personal political structure even if they are not in fact literally conservative.

The conservative anarchists didn't waste resources, nor did they require a governmental entity to have a successful society. Less waste and more money and resources saved by all the conservative anarchists, was spent to fund education and science instead of a millionaire politicians yacht collection.

conservative anarchist by xlioilx July 13, 2012

conservative anarchist 

One who opposes the state and all government control, whilst remaining socially conservative. Conservative anarchists oppose state coercion but do not necessarily object to a naturally occuring hierarchy in certain social situations, e.g. religious institutions.

Conservative anarchists might-
oppose abortion, drug use and pornography.
support a traditional family structure and gun rights.

Likely to be, but not necessarily, religious. Often Christian, taking inspiration from the Christian community in Acts.

Tend to favour property rights, but does not necessarily take a strong position. As such, conservative anarchists are not to be confused with anarcho-capitalists.

conservative anarchist by rebel_conservative January 18, 2008