The goatee that forms on one's chin from eating out a stubbly vagina over a child's toilet with no water in it while the girl is having explosive diarrhea. The poop is black from drinking an entire bottle of Pepto and poo and gas are expelled so forcefully that they splash up onto the man's chin.
As the diarrhea fumes billowed up from betwixt his maiden's legs, he began to feel a dirty conquistador forming on his chin.
by Melanoma April 5, 2010
One who ventures into ass holes which no one else will go.
this has been used for a long time before sept 2nd, and definately not in lewiston.
this has been used for a long time before sept 2nd, and definately not in lewiston.
Dalton travelled down Rosie O'Donnell's hershey highway last night.
Holy hell what an anal conquistador.
Holy hell what an anal conquistador.
by Belly626 September 17, 2006
Mary isn't able to sit down, walk straight, or go to the bathroom after the Stinky Conquistador I gave her!
by Drewpy January 26, 2005
Someone told me Bruce was a backdoor conquistador.
The Giants are a bunch of backdoor conquistadors.
The Giants are a bunch of backdoor conquistadors.
by Mercury1 July 19, 2005
Holly: I meet this guy last night in West End and he was very different from others.
Alicja: In what way??
Holly: Well we ended up taking about visual arts and being in love for the first time.
Alicja: I think you were hit on by the Conquistador Pua
Alicja: In what way??
Holly: Well we ended up taking about visual arts and being in love for the first time.
Alicja: I think you were hit on by the Conquistador Pua
by waitress who hates her job February 20, 2012
by johnelway October 29, 2009
An assclown. Homo erectus.
by tlet March 28, 2008