connie springer

To be bald and awesome, at the same time!

"Damn, what a Connie Springer!" He gestured towards the bald man.

connie springer by Jeanconnie November 19, 2014

Conniption

Rage, Anger, or something that Hawkwood has.

Gives me conniptions...

Conniption by seesnaw February 23, 2018

Conniptions 

something that is given to you when you realise being Unkindled is worthless

Well your not alone. We Unkindled are worthless. Cant even die right.
Gives me conniptions

Conniptions by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018

condishun 

An excuse people usually make up to blame their failures on.

I can't lose weight due to my condishuns... oh well, I'll just eat this bag of Oreos now...

condishun by 704muscle February 27, 2015

Mixology Connoisseur 

a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments on the art of making drinks

Author Storm DuBois created the term Mixology Connoisseur referring to being a expert in the art of drink making

Mixology Connoisseur by J.P jackson March 23, 2010

Cock connoisseur 

An individual who travels the land far and wide, tasting all varieties of human penis, subsequently rating and favouring them, possibly producing some form of TV show or journal in the process.

Now on BBC Two, David Attenborough: Cock connoisseur.

Cock connoisseur by Kieran and Michael February 11, 2009

hairy conniption 

When some has an extreme reaction to something and starts freaking out.

When I saw Troy I literally had a hairy conniption and started crying. Brad Pitt was just too hot to handle

hairy conniption by #scarletkingston2900 May 30, 2014