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Connerotic Asphyxiation

*noun* pronounced: con-er-rot-ic ass-fik-see-ay-shun

01. Dying of suffocation from banging a fat chick.

02. (Medical) - Chemicals such as carbon monoxide that
prevent the blood from carrying sufficient oxygen to the brain and other organs causing oxygen starvation of tissues leading to death as a result of performing sexual intercourse with a morbidly obese female.
1.Milo: “Did you hear what happened to Jay the other day?”
Papa Tony: “Naw what happened?”
Milo: “He was eating out a fat chick and her gunt enclosed in on him…he died of Connerotic Asphyxiation.”

2. Kerp:(Text message): "I got this text From Conner last night - ‘I had a chance to have a three some the other day. I couldn't because I'm dating someone"
Caesar:(Text message): “We should be happy for him, surely he would’ve died from Connerotic Asphyxiation from those two fat chicks.”
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ConnerTheCrusader 

A homosexual tiktoker that post lgbtq+ friendly content
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connerthecrusader 

A crapy tiktoker that makes sucky videos and hates women
Dude 1: I like tiktok

Dude 2: Dont be like ConnerTheCrusader his contents bad

Connerthecrusader 

You know connerthecrusader?

yeah he copies my favorite tiktoker PeePeeBurger
Pronounced Conner but his weird parents decided to curse him his name comes from Scottish garlic phonics he will accept these names Conner Kanye con-e-er and is lovable and cool
Yo you know Connier he kinda weird huh?

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The "ONE" the most seductive person you've ever met, he's perfect for you, and everyone wants him, he usualy has shirts with random sleave pockets.
"I could be your Drew Connerton."
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Connertucky 

A hick redneck town that is mostly inhabited by crackwhores and guttertrash. Famous for their trashy broken down bowling alley and kiddy porn ring.
Yeah I used to live in Connertucky, till I came to my senses and moved back to the much classier R-town.
Connertucky by LaDeena July 4, 2009