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1.
To become extraordinarily inebriated off such small amounts of alcohol as to have no metric or imperial standard of measure; a descriptive term for drinking used by novices with a negligible alcohol tolerance and great flare for exaggeration.
I drank half a shot last night, and I was connered.

My six friends and I bought a can of bud light and plan on getting connered tonight girlfriend, wanna come?
by Carson Lokovich January 22, 2008
 
2.
To have your story be outdone or one upped by a

co-worker.
I told him that I drove to work doing 60 MPH. He said "I drove in doing 90 MPH and I was texting all the way !!!! "
That's when I realized I had been connered !
by Anita Rimmer March 28, 2011