by ConkedOut January 18, 2020
by AntiXG June 25, 2021
conk is the doggo term for the drink coke or coca-cola, as doggos lack the proper pronunciation for hooman English.
by Skipperdogman September 25, 2017
Someone who looks incredibly washed up. Typically with greasy hair, still thinks cargo shorts are trendy, and most likely in the anime club. The absolute embodiment of a discord/reddit admin.
Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear about that kid the other day?"
Friend 2: "What about him?"
Friend 1: I heard he online dates on discord!"
Friend 2: "Woah, what a conk."
Friend 2: "What about him?"
Friend 1: I heard he online dates on discord!"
Friend 2: "Woah, what a conk."
by okipullup May 1, 2020
A bloke that's just a straight gimp. They're so dumb you take the piss out of every conversation with them
by BABAKanUSH January 2, 2020
that barry manilow sings through his big conk!
by duck January 23, 2004