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conjungdiate 

the act where two people become so much like each other, they take on all their isms, and all the useless shit they have in their character gets slowly into the other's character
before, Tarro was a normalish person. or maybe i was before. anyway, when we became friends we conjungdiated and now we're both total weirdoes because of the friendship
conjungdiate by wonderfool December 1, 2003

conjungtriation 

noun. 1. The act of conjungtriating
2. A trio of people who conjungtriate
Tarro Mat and I have formed a conjungtriation, where i now laugh like Mat, Tarro spekas like me, and Mat does all the dumb things I do
conjungtriation by wonderfool December 1, 2003

conjungtriatee: 

Me Mat and Tarro are the original conjungtriatees, who came up with this word after spending so many bored evenings together
conjungtriatee: by wonderfool December 1, 2003
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026