the act of buying a ice cream cone through a drive-through and grabbing it by the ice cream itself not the cone. (generally known as the new planking)
by bdbnjb June 25, 2011
Game involving the systematic theft of orange street cones and strategic placement upon an unsuspecting victim's doorstep, yard, or vehicle under the cover of darkness.
Past tense: coned.
Past tense: coned.
Ricky and the boys went coning last night; they got six houses with eighteen cones!
Past Tense: My car got coned three times this week!
Past Tense: My car got coned three times this week!
by JJ October 30, 2003
Go to the McDonald's drive thru then grab the ice cream not the ice cream cone and say F&#&! Then you drive away. That's the perfect coning experience.
by BABE85490416 May 25, 2012
the act of having your shirley treated like an ice cream. Most often it is a woman who treats a man's shirley. But men have also been known to cone other men.
Guy 1: Have you spoken to Jenna lately?
Guy 2: No, I heard she was coning, like, 4 cheese holes on a frat boat!
Guy 1: Oh well.
Guy 2: No, I heard she was coning, like, 4 cheese holes on a frat boat!
Guy 1: Oh well.
by darian felento December 28, 2011
The act of placing a funnel into someone's mouth while they're sleeping, then ejaculating into the funnel.
by Keaijaf Iejsa May 7, 2008
1. The act of driving down a road with one hand out the window, and systematically knocking down every orange cone on the road. (a passenger's face may be substituted for the hand) 2. The suburban alternative to cow-tipping.
by asupernothing May 27, 2004
Putting an object in the middle of the road at night, and watching cars swerve out of the way for them.
by 2444 July 9, 2005