conhog

as a verb: to annoy, harrass and stalk women online; to do so by lying, using underhanded methods, and drawing others into the "discussion"; to be an asshole online;

as an adjective: to hijack a thread so that any discussion whatsoever is altered to one about the supposed unfairness suffered by the hijacker

AKA "to cornhog" or "cornhogging"

Susan was excited about that thread on quantative easing she began until some dufus conhogged it.

conhog by Pinkie_Flamingo March 5, 2011

confoggled 

verb (used with object)

1. a mixture of the words "confused" and "boggled" meaning unclear and jumbled.
2. indicating a high level of disorder.

I doubt the intelligence of this person; their email is so confoggled.

confoggled by Jenla-lou August 6, 2012

Condograd 

A complex of identical condominiums built on land once occupied by either a farm or woodlands. The result is a very unsightly, communist-looking complex of residences. The atmosphere while driving through a Condograd is very boring, bland, and consistent. The lawns (if there are any) are all identical and maintained by the central office. All buildings are very unsightly, especially for their settings, and are built with only potential profit in mind. The driveways/parking lots are full of middle class automobiles, increasing that communist feel. The condos themselves are all identical and available in 1, 2, 3 and sometimes 4 bedroom models. The interior walls are all white with white carpet. Condograds are very easy to get lost in because of their size, their complex and confusing road systems, and the fact that all the buildings look identical.

The name Condograd is derived from the fact they are condominium complexes, and the suffix -grad, which was present in the names of many cities in the Soviet Union. A Condograd's atmosphere is similar to that of a communist town or city.

You know you're in a Condograd when you've seen the same thing for 5 miles and can't figure out where you are.

Condograd by aircooled73 May 26, 2010

Condog

When you grill a hotdog (or sausage) with a condom on it and then feed it to some whom you are not fond of.

*At a Barbeque*

Guy1: Man, Hasko is so fucking stupid and annoying...

Guy2: That's alright, just feed him a condog!! Then he'll shut up.

Condog by condogs January 13, 2010

cohog 

Two people who take up all the space on the couch.

Hey, why can't you make room for me on the couch!? You two are such cohogs!

cohog by spudart January 30, 2012

Conogram 

Falsely portraying a bit of admittedly nifty technology as being way more advanced than it is.
Also, something that CNN did to compete on the same level (read: lowest common denominator aka infotainment) as Fox. Lends a news program the objective crediblity equivalent to having Flava' Flav and Britney Spears MC the State of the Union Address.

Did you see the conogram on CNN last night during the election? That was just green-screening. My webcam can do that. Look, I'm in Maui now! Eat a dick, Wolf.

Conogram by JFork December 15, 2008

cornhog 

to fuck one up the ass.

She asked me to cornhog her.

cornhog by baugh March 27, 2004