Congratusorry 

A word that simultaneously expresses both joy and condolence for the fortunes of another, "congratusorry" should be directed towards an individual when they suffer disappointing results from a situation that typically concludes with a positive outcome. A question mark after congratusorry isn't entirely necessary, but can prove helpful in ambiguous situations. (Also see "seizing defeat from the jaws of victory".)

Jim: My wife just had a baby.
Bob: That's wonderful...
Jim: It wasn't mine.
Bob: Oh... congratusorry?

Congratusorry by Le_Sigh December 30, 2008

confroused

when the seemingly conflicting emotions of confusion and arousel happen simultaneously...like making out with your best friend, your best friend's boyfriend....or her dad.

Althoug I feel sorta guilty, I'm also very confroused!

confroused by alicat520 December 14, 2011

Congrudious 

Adjective ;

A descriptive word referring to the act of being polite. Similar to "courteous". This term can only be used in conjunction with the consumption of at least 1 Coors Light tall can.

Thanks for the hot link dude, that was super congrudious of you.

Congrudious by BVHbro January 17, 2014

confuroused 

aroused and confused all at the same time

I don't know why but i am so confuroused right now, I think im gonna auto errotic asphyxiate myself.

confuroused by blackg31 May 20, 2017

conroused 

A state of being in which person A experiences a combination of confusion while being aroused.

A stipulation of conrousal is that no other person present may be able to understand the state of conrousal

Person A: "Did you see that blind blond midget over there?"

Person B: "No... why?"

Person A: "Because I'm really fucking conroused."

conroused by atreyu5000 October 8, 2009

Conroused 

In a state of being confused and aroused at the same time.

*while watching porn*
Guy: "I'm conroused........"
Other Guy: "say what now???"

Conroused by Yaoi = Love August 19, 2011

Confroused

(adjective)
When you are incredibly sexually attracted to someone, but cannot figure out what exactly it is that attracts you.

"Dude, you keep staring at Sarah. She isn't bad looking, but nothing special."
"I dunno man, I get really confroused around her and I am trying to find out why."

Confroused by Valkur90 November 2, 2013