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confusicating 

the state of a person or thing or conversation where it is both confusing and complicated, if you take this word and apply it to anything you will find it fits too well a lot.
"Dude, my relationship is so confusicating right now."
"Damn dude that sucks!
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confusimicating 

/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkātiNG/

adjective

Containing elements that are beyond one's mental capacity to comprehend.

verb

/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkāt/

To cause confusion, or to render more complex by the deliberate inclusion of mentally taxing, contradictory or nonsensical elements.
My boss is threatened by me, so he gives me confusimicating directives in the hope that I'll slip up.

When my boyfriend hints at marriage, I confusimicate him by going on and on about the legal ramifications thereof.
confusimicating by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020

confusilating 

confusing, something which does not make sense
This homework is so confusilating

He is a confusilating person
confusilating by NO WAY BITCH December 22, 2003

confuplicating 

A word used to describe a person who is both confusing and complicated .

The state of a person when they have many personal issues that leave an air of mystery and confusion among people who they interact with.
The man who carries a heavy heart and a busy mind is confuplicated - and is to others confuplicating.

A man of mystery is a confuplicating man.

When a fact or idea is hard to grasp, or leaves you at two minds, it is rather confuplicating.

A modern caveman would be very confuplicating .

That man is so mysterious ... so confuplicating.
confuplicating by jinxie January 17, 2013

confustigating 

if you are confused you are confustigating
this homework is so confustigating
confustigating by 2 girls February 11, 2003

Confustcating 

Ugh! this is so Confustcating!
Confustcating by Kwillo January 2, 2024
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