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confugucate 

(v):
1. To give one the wrong impression of something
2. To teach and or lecture on a subject for an extended timeframe only to test on something completely different.
3. Something a complete douchebag would do. See douche move
Example 1:
It was obvious by second semester that the professor had a knack for confugucating his students by purposefully testing on different materials than covered in class.

Example 2:
That test today completely confugucated me! The professor never even covered the material!

Example 3:
(Girl 1): Hey, how was Chemistry?
(Girl 2): I don't want to talk about it?
(Girl 1): Let me guess, you had a test?
(Girl 2): Yeah.. only I was pretty much confugucated by it!
confugucate by YourPsuedoLover October 22, 2009
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Confuculated

A combination of the words Confused, Fucked Up and Complicated. It can be used to describe a situation, or a mental state or emotion that you might be feeling. It can also be used to describe friends and pets who are out of whack.
Life is getting SO confuculated lately!

Why is this test so confuculated?

My friend got everything all confuculated, now I have no idea what's going on!
Confuculated by Lazuli333 October 4, 2010

Configurate 

Slang for configure; Natural "guess" when attempting to use the root of the word "configuration."
Sir, please configurate my computer.
Configurate by Loy February 5, 2008

Confuculate 

I always get confuculated when it comes to chemistry.
Confuculate by Ultimate bitch March 20, 2006

Confusicated 

The action of someone/something that could confuse a person, at extreme levels.
That math lesson was so confusing, that it has me confusicated.
Confusicated by Zaenyx August 7, 2018

confutulated 

"You ordered a taco salad with extra sour cream and extra meat?"

"No, I ordered a taco salad with no meat and guacamole."

"Girl, I am confutulated!"
confutulated by Ainslie July 9, 2007

Conjugulate 

to mess up or do something wrong. Or to become sick
Ughh that pie totally conjugulated my stomach!

Katie is stupid; she always conjugulates in class.
Conjugulate by melanie w April 1, 2007