confuckinstruction 

Term used to describe the miles of construction zones where the dreaded orange barrels have restricted traffic to one lane but where no one can be found to be actually working.

You have got to be kidding me! We have been stuck in this traffic for almost an hour and there is absolutely no one working anywhere in this entire confuckinstruction zone!

confuckinstruction by Camden Seal December 29, 2007

confuckingstruction 

Term used to desribe a web site under construction.

The website is under confuckingstruction!

confuckingstruction by Nick Pelone May 8, 2004

Confuckingstruction 

When you're in a hurry but get stuck in traffic because there is construction ahead.

One: Hey man I'm going to be a little late. Traffic is a bitch because of all this confuckingstruction.

Confuckingstruction by SgtShadows19 May 23, 2010