constabulate

To police, or to patrol like a policeman. Back formation from constabulary and constable (Police station and policeman, in Great Britain)

The Wire, S01E07:

Omar said 'lf l was hunting Mr Bird, l would consider
the best package to be the red Dilly that's over there in Carrollton. That's if l happened to be *constabulating* like y'all.'

(Constabulating = continuous form of constabulate, an intransitive, dynamic verb)

constabulate by Constabulator November 22, 2010

Confabulator 

To constantly tell obvious lies. Can also be used to describe someone who talks shit. Will always deny being a confabulator

He was lying about going to the Laird Hotel. He was called out as being a confabulator which he obviously denied

Confabulator by Mikey308 January 17, 2020

Confribulation 

Confribulation is the confusion you have after being shroom tattooed.

Mrs. Robertson was feeling an extreme confribulation after she was shroom tattooed by mike and syl.

Confribulation by PALMIKE September 13, 2006

confobulate 

to mess up on grammar, verb tense, or just sound like you're fresh off the boat.

Sarah totally confobulated by saying: "Johnny was thirsty so he went and got two bottle of water."

confobulate by Da Longster April 2, 2008

confabulation

A word denoted to the gaps in our memory that we fill in with a plausable but yet imagined memory.
And no, it's different to a hallucination, as a confabulation can only be retrospective (hallucinations are happening at the time)

"No, that didn't really happen, George. What you have just experienced was a confabulation."

"But i swear that time in year 8 the teacher was wearing huge come fuck me boots to class..."

confabulation by Franga February 19, 2008

conflagulate 

To join together in a destructive manner

Conflagulate: Criminals conflagulating to commit a greater crime

conflagulate by Janie Byrken October 18, 2008

congradulate 

The incorrect spelling of congratulate

I congradulate you on failing the spelling test

congradulate by MeryXmas July 18, 2012