Someone farts in a public place (in the pub or a bus queue etc)
The person next to them says 'Conflatulations!'
The person next to them says 'Conflatulations!'
by HankTheBusDriver January 22, 2015
Conflatualations; expression of wonder over an extraordinarily trumpetious passing of wind from ones chocolate chambers, without the blotting of the under garment.
Conflatulations 'I say Dr Watson, that trouser trumpet was of a magnitude that would normally lay clay - Conflatualations old boy'
by Ravey Davey Gravy March 30, 2023