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confirmulate 

To call or text ahead that you will be running late.
Shaneequah: "Lateefa, what took you so long, girl? Now we gon' be late for the show! Why come you don't never confirmulate?"

Lateefa: "I'm sorry, girl. I had to cash my first-of-the-month check, pick up some lottery tickets, then catch the bus over hurrrrrre. Runnin' around in all this heat is turrrrrble."
confirmulate by dookeyboy November 22, 2011
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Confibulated 

Are you Confused? Do you not know what the fuck this word means? Do you find yourself stumped or stupifyed? Well holy HELL you just defined for yourself the word confibulated!!!
Umm, why can't I find any fucking mellowyellow!!! Well, that would make you Confibulated.
Confibulated by RAO! January 16, 2009

Confibulated 

It's simply a mind-fuck. It's you forgetting what you never knew.
Hey baby, remember when i fucked that other guy? No? Oh maybe you just confibulated it.
Confibulated by MilairSamhawke January 18, 2011

Confirmate 

Computer Tech; "Hold On Let Me Confirmate My Account."

Person; "Don't You Mean Confirm?"
Confirmate by DatRandomPerson September 7, 2009

Conformulate 

To conjure up, or formulate. To put together something such as a list or gift.
Hey Mom would you like to help me conformulate the grocery list?”
Conformulate by Lavenderdragon November 9, 2022

dis-confibulated 

another wacky and weird way of saying you are confused
Timothy says "you need to pull this lever up then down and turn this knob, to work the machine"
Luke 2 says "This is too complicated for me I am dis-confibulated"
Timothy 1 says "But it's sooo simple