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Confibulated 

It's simply a mind-fuck. It's you forgetting what you never knew.
Hey baby, remember when i fucked that other guy? No? Oh maybe you just confibulated it.
Confibulated by MilairSamhawke January 18, 2011

dis-confibulated 

another wacky and weird way of saying you are confused
Timothy says "you need to pull this lever up then down and turn this knob, to work the machine"
Luke 2 says "This is too complicated for me I am dis-confibulated"
Timothy 1 says "But it's sooo simple
dis-confibulated by Tim_Potatoe July 19, 2017

Confuculated

A combination of the words Confused, Fucked Up and Complicated. It can be used to describe a situation, or a mental state or emotion that you might be feeling. It can also be used to describe friends and pets who are out of whack.
Life is getting SO confuculated lately!

Why is this test so confuculated?

My friend got everything all confuculated, now I have no idea what's going on!
Confuculated by Lazuli333 October 4, 2010

confobulate 

to mess up on grammar, verb tense, or just sound like you're fresh off the boat.
Sarah totally confobulated by saying: "Johnny was thirsty so he went and got two bottle of water."
confobulate by Da Longster April 2, 2008

confutulated 

"You ordered a taco salad with extra sour cream and extra meat?"

"No, I ordered a taco salad with no meat and guacamole."

"Girl, I am confutulated!"
confutulated by Ainslie July 9, 2007

confibulatory

A nonsense word that can be used as a discriptive word to make another think higher of the speakers intellect. Originally concived by B. Morrison, useful in all it's variations: Confibulation, confibulate, etc.
I just find the president's speach to be, oh what's the world, far to confibulatory.
confibulatory by Eyeballkid May 10, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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