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Ass confetti 

The sprinkling of brown stained toilet paper left on the seat after a vigorous wiping.
Other than the oil slicks left in the porcelain bowl, the flurry of ass confetti left on the seat was a sure sign something violent happened in here.
Ass confetti by TRex⚡️ May 22, 2016

Conferido 

verb.
origin: RYAN CONFERIDO of QUEST CREW on America's Best Dance Crew

to own the shit out of someone through dance with awesome flips, tricks, b-boy moves, and incredibly sexy hair.
"Bitch, I'll conferido the crap outta you!"

"Conferido that shit!"

champagne confetti 

jeon jungkook's own way of saying making dat pussay SQUIRT
you won't regret me. CHAMPAGNE CONFETTI :3 i wanna see it in motion, in 3d
champagne confetti by eunkoo September 28, 2023

the natural confectionery 

The best fucking sweets on the planet
"Man I'm dyin' for some jungle jellies or some shit"
"Yeah bro the natural confectionery are the fucking shit"

Confetti 

Small pieces of paper, often shot off at The Rocket Summer shows. Instant awesomeness.
I have a jar of confetti.
Confetti by the other melissa August 15, 2007

fecal confetti 

Little floating remnants of shit left after and incomplete flush.

Usually partially digested pieces of lettuce or other green veggies that resemble confetti.

AKA salad shooter or ass plasma
Nathan just didn't use the courtesy flush and he left a bunch of fecal confetti in there.
fecal confetti by jamal johnson 1 December 28, 2007