confectious 

When something is terrible and bad for you but you can't stop eating it. Derived from "confectionary" and "infectious."

You: I can't stop eating these cheesies man, I've been eating bag after bag.

Me: I know man, their confectious.

confectious by IntOnPoint July 28, 2012

confectious 

confectionery + infectious = confectious. A new word invented to describe choking on laughter following a humourous conversation

Person 1: "omg, steve is dying here!"
Person 2: "Muhahaha, he's confectious!!1"

confectious by MunroeForbes July 21, 2008

the natural confectionery 

The best fucking sweets on the planet

"Man I'm dyin' for some jungle jellies or some shit"
"Yeah bro the natural confectionery are the fucking shit"

the natural confectionery by Kram22 March 5, 2021

loose connections 

Shorthand for bad wiring in a person's brain resulting in bad behavior.

He definitely has some loose connections.

loose connections by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019

Confucious 

An ironical misspelling of Confucius, an ancient Chinese philosopher. The pun usually lies in the double meaning of the wise words of Mr. Confucious.

Confucious Said: "Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."

Confucious by Confucious Himself February 23, 2009

North End Connections 

The North End Connections are a musical group, call them rap if you want... but they are just a bunch of natives, singing songs about how drunk, dirty and stupid natives are. They are from Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, native central.

Their name comes from the area of town that most dirty natives come from, the North End, the shittiest part of Winnipeg, besides Transcona.

Their most popular song is "The RCMP always chases me", it talks about the every day activities of a stinky native, huffin gas, robbin shit, curb stompin white kids, shaking babies and so forth.

If you want to hear this hilarity go on Limewire and search them up, songs are; "the RCMP always chases me", "Imtermission" and "100 natives runnin".

North End Connections
The RCMP always chases me:

Once apon a time
it happened last week,
oh yeah....

(police sirens....)

You hear something?
ah fuck, Dammit!
fuckin busted again
...okay what did i do?
Whatever fuck!
The RCMP is always chasin me and i have no fuckin clue why,
Jesus Fuck!

The more the more the more gas that i huff it fuckin makes me insane,
and then i do these stupid things and have nobody to blame;
like robbing liquor stores and fuckin punchin old ladies, curb stompin whities, slappin bitches and shakin their babies!-

-Cause im an indian, thats right hundred percent creee
i hang out downtown in a bus shack always drinkin OV,
Nice fuckin shoes you dont mind if i try them on, HOLY SHIT THE FUCKIN FIT - naii boy consider em gone!

I put the nate back into native i dont know my own name
drunk as a skunk cant even walk and always feelin the same
im always puking cause im hammared passin out on a bench
Holy Jesus fuckin god what is that stench...? me.

The RCMP always chasing me cause im a smelly fuckin native and i cant even see!

The RCMP always chasing me cause i beat up my wife with the branch from a tree!

The RCMP is always chasing me cause i stole six cases of Mr. Clean!

The RCMP always chasing me becasue i stink. naii.

Naiii Boy........

North End Connections by diseased sheep June 24, 2006

contentious 

tending to argument or strife; quarrelsome

Me and my ex broke up because she was to contentious

contentious by Bababooie May 25, 2008