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When one takes a traffic cone, or anything with the same form or likeness, and places it upon their crotch, as if they had a boner.
HAHA dude, jeff just totally took a picture of his coner a few minutes ago.
by Max Maddox April 06, 2007
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Coner: NOUN. On a US Submarine it is used by members of ratings who's watch stations are aft of the operations compartment, not including MTs on SSBNs. Generally NUCS believe themselves to be better than any coner. This feeling arises from the fact a NUC usually has had more training, it is more difficult training, and they often have to work harder than many other rates, particular those of the 'coners' whos jobs are genrally less physically demanding.

A NUC will often comment on how a 'coner' lives at the 'pointy end of the boat'. This highlights the fact they need more sleep as any dolt looking at a Submarine can see the AFT end is far more pointy than the FWD end, lol.

Ironically its those who despise a 'coner' who are themselves, by their own definition anyway, 'coners'.
Nuc MM #1: Whos the NUB?
Nuc MM #2: Ah he's another coner, an STS.
Nuc MM #1: Another guy that'll be hittin' the beach before us all the time, makin rate faster, and hangin out in Sonar all the time.
Nuc MM #2: Yeah those coners sure are stupid.
by STS1SS August 06, 2007
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A total bender who sucks at hockey people skate around them and use them as a cone usually a defenseman
by Bends saucer November 09, 2009
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When one gets a massive boner for a person with the name Conan.
That guy got a huge coner when he saw Conan.
by OG16 October 25, 2010
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Sexual arousal caused by thought or sight of ice cream cones.
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Look at their double chocolate cake cookie dough ice cream! I've got a throbbing coner.
by Lil Scrumptious July 20, 2011
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Clitoris boner. When a girl gets sexually aroused and her clit reacts the same way as a penis would. HARD.
When Juan and I were watching "Milf Melons", he went down my pants and rubbed my raging coner.
by Aroused EFABEN January 12, 2010
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The sexiest person alive. The one person that everyone wants to have. But they know they can't because he's to hard to get and no one can work up the courage to tell him.
I dated a Coner a while back

I wish my boyfriend was a Coner Don't we all
by Not me March 15, 2015
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