condyle acousticophobia

Condyle acousticophobia is the fear of cracking bones.
Condyle meaning the joint between bones.
Acouticophobia being the fear of a sound.
Condyle acousticophobia is triggered by the sound of cracking bones but can also be triggered just by looking at someone cracking their bones and depending on severity of the phobia can even be triggered by the thought of it.
Symptoms include:
- Sweating

- Swearing

- Screaming

- Nausea
- Dizziness

- Vomiting

- Increased heart rate
and many more depending on the person.

Person 1 - *Cracks knuckles*
Person 2 - Ahhhhhhhh! Are you kidding me! You crazy person! STOOOOOOP!
Person 1 - What?!
Person 2 - I have condyle acousticophobia!
Person 1 - ...?
Person 2 - Just don't ever crack yo bones near me again!

condyle acousticophobia by Heyyy It's Meeeeeee September 8, 2018

Condolence High Five 

Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.

Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.

Condolence High Five by Solo Amadeus April 11, 2022

condylacousticophobia 

The fear of the sound of cracking bones.

*crack crack* Ewwww stop cracking you're knuckles, I have condylacousticophobia!!

condylacousticophobia by Ari the Mythical Unicorn December 3, 2016

Condoleezus 

A first name that is the male version of Condoleeza, as in Condoleeza Rice. Condoleezus and Condoleeza are similar to Patrick and Patricia, or Eric and Erica.

Condoleeza and Condoleezus are both rather obscure and uncommon names. However, while Condoleeza Rice is a well known woman, few people know a man named Condoleezus.

Condoleezus by PMax February 11, 2008

Condoleezzarice 

verb. To condoleezzarice: Skillfully manoever around hairy questions without answering them directly.

The prosecutor was tough, but the defendant was able to condoleezzarice himself out of every questions masterfully.

Condoleezzarice by Yoova August 24, 2006

condoleezza 

practical joke gone tragically wrong. fearing their daughter might one day occupy a position of high moment, strategic importance and international infamy, the reverend and mrs john and angelena rice gave to their only child a name of such improbable ugliness and unwieldly, supurfluous vowel usage as to cauterize any chance of success in public life. sadly, the world now knows their daughter condoleezza as the highest ranking bunifa extant, house negro (see; malcom x's definition), accomplice and willing tool of the criminal george bush regime.

mamma; gastroniquia, where my popeye chicken at?
bunifa; condoleezza done et it up with marss dick chainie

condoleezza by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

condolence 

Pity for someone else's sorrow or loss; Sympathy.

After the sudden death of Princess Diana, thousands of messages of condolenc were sent to her family.

condolence by Larstait November 10, 2003