corndon't 

Any corn dog you wish you hadn't eaten.

Wew, it's Wednesday and I finally recovered from that corndon't I ate Saturday at the state fair.

corndon't by secondorder May 10, 2023

Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick 

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.

Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.

Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick by Emo_Girl_98 November 22, 2021

Toss a Condom to your Witcher 

Geralt of Rivia was a slayer of the pussy. This is the song tribute to him.

Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plenty, Oh Pussies are plenty, oh oooh oohhhhh
Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh

Toss a Condom to your Witcher by Joehobo April 29, 2020

Condom titties  

Noun; Natural breasts with more skin that fat, as to seem like condoms filled with cottage cheese.

Brittany: (with her breasts exposed) ...but Frey'yud, why shood I git inplants?

Thomas: Be'cause your tiddies look like cottage cheese in two condoms - one made for blacks and one made for Asians.

Brittany: Thomas!

Thomas: Condom titties Con... Cond... (vomits to the side)

Condom titties by An Honest Mormon February 26, 2009

the condom tip 

An after school family special about the real life behind the scene of working in HollyWOOD with Bob Saget Aaron Hernandez

The condom tip got serious when bill cosby put the comdom in jello

the condom tip by DR. Bitcoin October 14, 2021

Condom Turtle 

A visible erection through the condom.

I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.

Condom Turtle by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

condom truck 

A term used to startle a speaker who hadn't been listening. Nobody would want to know that a condom truck is part of the trafficking circuit, but here we are! This term is generally used to attract attention.

"Hey, the condom truck is outside! Wanna check it out?"

condom truck by Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake April 14, 2025