condom fart Share definition Flag The farting of often subtle but sometimes excessive scent of lubricated rubber that yields confusion and fear in its wake. Danny: It's been two days and I'm still having condom farts.Bert: It never stops.Danny: I'm scared. condom fart by bobertwho December 2, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the condom fart mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch