Congenital Hoebag
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Congenital Adripia
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congenital brother
Congenital brother is a family member who aquired your DNA after kissing (or making out in any of its forms) an individual who has acquired you "amino acids" via oral sex.
Dany: welcome to the family, you're my new congenital brother
Stefan: ???
Dany: that skank you hooked up with was carrying a mouthful of my genetic code
Stefan: ???
Dany: that skank you hooked up with was carrying a mouthful of my genetic code
congenital brother by bergali September 22, 2010
Congenital Fauxhemian Syndrome
CGS occurs when fauxhemian parents give their child some kind of peculiar and difficult-to-escape legacy derived from their particular brand of fauxhemianism.
The most common legacy is a "unique" (bizarre) name, or respelling of a common name, that they are convinced will identify the child as "creative" (pretentious) or "special" (too stupid to spell her own name). Examples of the first include "Dakota Cheyenne", "Iriniel Moonchilde", or anything Elvish or Klingon; examples of the second include "Cymberliy", "Djennifr", and "Padraigh" (unless one or both parents actually are native Irish and/or speak Gaelic).
Other legacies include odd religious traditions (say, Raelianism, or, Invisible Pink Unicorn help us all, Scientology); teaching the child an invented language such as Quenya, Klingon, or Lojban as hir native tongue; and attempting to raise a non-intersex child as an androgyne.
The most common legacy is a "unique" (bizarre) name, or respelling of a common name, that they are convinced will identify the child as "creative" (pretentious) or "special" (too stupid to spell her own name). Examples of the first include "Dakota Cheyenne", "Iriniel Moonchilde", or anything Elvish or Klingon; examples of the second include "Cymberliy", "Djennifr", and "Padraigh" (unless one or both parents actually are native Irish and/or speak Gaelic).
Other legacies include odd religious traditions (say, Raelianism, or, Invisible Pink Unicorn help us all, Scientology); teaching the child an invented language such as Quenya, Klingon, or Lojban as hir native tongue; and attempting to raise a non-intersex child as an androgyne.
Your name is ... what? How do you pronounce, um, that? How do you even _spell_ that? 'tlhIHuQ miHan'? Oh. Do you mind if I call you 'Dave'?" -- "Mrs. Haney, she's got Congenital Fauxhemian Syndrome. We just call her 'Stevie'.
Congenital Fauxhemian Syndrome by DancingKali April 28, 2011
condential
when a person tries to give a lecture that makes them look smarter than they really are by using big words.
"Those flatulence are an inconvenience to homosapiens everywhere!"
"Thanks for the condential Jean..."
"Thanks for the condential Jean..."
condential by sam June 19, 2006
Congenital
The portion "con" comes from the word "con", as in to con someone into giving you a piece of ass.
Genital, comes from the word "Genutwurst" which is german for Vagina.
Hence, congenital means to trick a pussy into accepting your mammoth cock.
Genital, comes from the word "Genutwurst" which is german for Vagina.
Hence, congenital means to trick a pussy into accepting your mammoth cock.
Congenital by OrificeEnhancer September 8, 2009
congenitalia liar
a person who constantly thinks up, writes or tweets lies about their sex life. usually a neglected child who'll think up anything to spice up their life, but are too thick to know when the game's up and spot that people see through their bull.
OMFG! that derek's such a congenitalia liar! he's been on facebook all night lying about his conquests! he's never pulled anyone!
congenitalia liar by gomble April 23, 2011